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Funny and Witty T Shirt Slogans and Sayings

If I had a dollar for everyone who've asked me about t-shirt slogans and which ones I like or think are funny, or cool... Well i'd be rich. I scanned hundreds of pages on the Internet for the best T shirt sayings. The twenty T shirt sayings listed below are some of the best I came across. These verbal constructs are short and hard-hitting, to get the message across instantaneously. That's what you need for classes slogans. Take a look at these for some inspiration if you want. If you want to recommend some of your favorite T Shirt Sayings for this page, email us at tshirtkingus@yahoo.com


  • Always remember you're unique... Just like everyone else.

  • I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.

  • Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!

  • Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.

  • Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!

  • I'm not getting smaller I'm backing away from you.

  • Did you eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast?

  • I don't know what makes you dumb But it really works.

  • Rehab Is for Quitters

  • My Dog Can Lick Anyone

  • Computer programmers don't byte They nibble a bit.

  • BEER It's not just for breakfast anymore.

  • I(nternal) R(evenue) S(ervice) We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

  • Out of my mind... Back in five minutes.

  • Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

  • There's too much blood in my alcohol system.

  • People like you are the reason people like me need medication.

  • Oh crap! You're going to try and cheer me up, aren't you?

  • Do not disturb I'm disturbed enough already.

  • Excuse, but do I look like someone who cares?